What is it?
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator is one of the weirdest clitoral vibrators I’ve ever tried and I have to admit that it’s probably the most intense – in a good way. It hit the market this year kind of under the radar but then it suddenly seemed like every sex toy reviewer everywhere was talking about it. Of course I had to get my hands on it and tell you what I thought.
How does it work?
This is a really specific vibrator and if you love clitoral stimulation, it’s going to blow your mind. It basically works by pulsing air directly on your clitoris with increasing intensity as you scroll through the levels. And let me tell you, the higher levels are POWERFUL.
The way it works is that the small hole you see below is where the air pulses. You fit the rounded tip directly over your clitoris and let the magic happen. Because it’s not a vibrator, it only works with direct contact. The air pulsing feels like really intense suction directly on your clitoris. Scrolling up through the levels gets pretty crazy. I can’t really even tell you if I’ve gotten all the way up to 11 but I do know that at some point it gets so intense I have to back off and take a bit of a break or scroll back down. Because there’s a separate button for on/off and to control the levels, it isn’t like some vibes with just one button where you know you’ve maxed out because it shuts off on the next click. The humming becomes more high pitched as you go up, but it’s difficult to keep track of what level you’ve achieved.
I should also mention that the Satisfyer Pro 2 is LOUD. This is a toy to use when there’s nobody around to overhear you, much like the Magic Wand. If there’s lube involved, you end up with some squelching, slurping sounds that can be quite graphic whenever you move the Satisfyer around. But again, this is hardly a deterent when the payback is mind blowing multiple orgasms. Oh, and did I mention it’s WATERPROOF? Yep.
What do I think?
This vibrator is now going to be one of my absolute go-tos. It’s one that I will always make sure is charged and by my bedside at all times. It’s the one that I will crave under certain circumstances. Like the Magic Wand, it will have a very specific place in my life and if it ever breaks down, I will replace it. If you’re a power queen and like some intense clitoral stimulation, you may love it as much as I do.